Be a bear...

If I believed in reincarnation (which I don't- but just for fun)... I would come back as a bear!

In this life I’m a woman. I've pretty much made the decison that in my next life I’d like to come back as a bear. Bears have it good, you'll see ~ when you’re a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing for six months. I could do that!

Before you hibernate, you’re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could do that too!

You eat in the river! You get an endless supply of fresh sashimi and there’s no washing up to do. I could do that!

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts at the time) while you’re sleeping and wake up to cute, partially grown, furry little bear cubs. I could definitely do that!

If you’re mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs, if the cubs get out of line you swat them too. I could do that!

If you’re a bear your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. I could live up to those expectations!

YUP- definately a bear! But... I did hear that pigs have 30 minute orgasms? I find myself undecided...