MOOOOOO, Mommy the human cow

It's like I am the all you can eat buffet- open for 24 hours, and little Isaiah is sure getting his money's worth! As my only customer, he will eat nonstop if I don't pull him away! He's quite the voracious little bugger. He loves to eat, just like his mommy and daddy. I guess I fed him too well in the womb!

For all you gals out there... all I have to say is, and you thought I was huge before! You should see me now! How many D's can I go up to?

Along with all that eating goes oh so much poop. We are knee deep in diapers, I can't believe how fast they go! And you really don't think little boys can shoot that far, but they really can squirt themselves all they way up to the top of their heads! I thought I was exempt, because in the begining, only Dave got peed on during changes. See, I had made this deal with Isaiah, no whammy's for mommy, and the milk will continue to flow - like when Jesus made wine out of water! So far Isaiah has broken our deal twice for me, the last time being a few minutes ago. So in addition to a diaper change, he also got a sponge bath, and will get another one at a decent hour this morning! One thing that does seem to help though, is if you repeat, "NO WHAMMY, NO WHAMMY, NO WHAMMY, NO!" over and over again while changing him. This seems to lessen your chance of getting peed on, but it could just be coincidence.