Where's my glow?

Where is my glow? Shouldn’t it be here by now? They say, “Pregnant women have a glow.” I don’t glow! I’m 7 months pregnant now, and still, no glow. And who are they anyway? They say a lot of things. They say if your belly is really pointy (mine’s pointy), you’re going to have a boy. They say if your face breaks out a lot during pregnancy (which mine has), you’re going to have a girl. They say if you’re carrying high, you’ll have a girl, and if you’re carrying low you’ll have a boy (how about carrying medium?). They say if the baby moves a lot, it’s going to be a boy, and if the baby is calm- a girl. Who are THEY, and where the heck are they getting their information? I’d like to meet THEM and hold them accountable for all the times THEY’VE been wrong! So, yeah, I have no glow and I blame it on THEM.