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So, I lost my purse at the zoo yesterday. We think an orangutan ran off with it and is now making long distance calls to China on my cell phone! It is a horrible feeling to be without my ID, credit cards and cell phone. These things that we as a society are all so dependent upon. I've been calling the zoo every few hours or so and describing the purse- "Well- it's black and leather..." like every other purse in America!
There it is! Notice the purse next to my knee. This was where it was last seen. See Janie, the orangutan checking it out? I'm telling you- she wanted my cell phone. She hadn't spoken to her cousin in China for so long! And, I know she wanted my chapstick- those lips get chapped from chewing on all those wood chips!
There we are: Me and Maria & Isaiah and Victor. The two member San Diego mom's club. Oh, and there's an elephant's butt in between our heads. No sign of the purse here.
And the worst part of all... I have to go to the DMV to get a new license! NOOOO! Not the DMV!
Sucks...really does suck...no sight of it yet? Janie's not giving it up then?
Posted by
Lulu |
9:43 AM